Natasha (caffinefiend) wrote,


Do you ever go on FB and see someone has added you, or sent you a message or posted 8 million updates just to stop in horror and think "I can't believe I fucked that guy/girl!"

I do. Sometimes I want to fly to Florida, bitch slap some of them, tell them they sucked in bed, and leave. Most of the time I just cover my face and try to block the memory or the bad sex.

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If they live in slapping distance, why not slap them? I quite enjoy that all of mine are over 1,000 miles away.

Also, who are you? I know entirely too many Daves. Now I feel a little compelled to start singing Daves I Know.
except they all live in slapping distance