Natasha (caffinefiend) wrote,

tacky joke

So, there's a horse and chicken playing in a farm. The horse falls in a mud pit and gets stuck. He yells for the chicken to run and get help. Well, the chicken can't find the farmer so he gets the farmer's BMW and helps the horse out of the mud pit.

So the next day the horse and the chicken are playing in the farm again. This time the chicken falls in. She yells to the horse to go and get help. The horse just leans over the mud pit and tell the chicken to grab his penis. She does, she gets pulled out, and she's saved!

The moral of the story if you're hung like a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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